Which Pirate Are You?

Hoist the Jolly Roger! Answer 10 swashbuckling questions to discover your true pirate persona—charismatic captain, cunning navigator, daring swashbuckler, or loyal quartermaster.

10 Questions 14 Taken

Question 1 of 10

Your ideal treasure haul?

A legendary chest overflowing with gold to fund my grand plans.

An ancient star map revealing secret currents and hidden coves.

A gleaming, storied cutlass and a tale to match.

Crates of provisions, sturdy tools, and parts to upgrade the ship.

Question 2 of 10

How do you make your entrance at a pirate gathering?

Stride in with coat billowing as the room falls silent.

Slip in quietly and unroll a puzzle-laced chart.

Swing from a rope, land on the table, and bow.

Arrive early to set up, greet everyone, and keep the mugs filled.

Question 3 of 10

Pick your trusty sidekick.

A wise parrot that announces my orders with flair.

A talking compass that never lies.

A mischievous monkey who scouts and steals keys.

A steadfast sea turtle that knows the safest currents.

Question 4 of 10

Crisis: a storm is rolling in fast. You...

Give a rousing order and chart a bold course through the eye.

Study the skies, plot a clever tack, and thread the calm.

Tie down the lines, rally the crew, and keep everyone steady.

Leap to the rigging with a grin and trim the sails just right.

Question 5 of 10

What is your pirate motto?

Fortune favors the bold plan.

If there's a path, I'll chart it.

Make it daring or don't bother.

No crew left behind.

Question 6 of 10

Choose your look.

Regal coat with epaulets and a captain's ring.

Weathered cloak, compass bracelet, and a sextant necklace.

Flashy boots, bright sash, and a statement hat.

Practical waterproof coat with a tool belt and ledger.

Question 7 of 10

At the tavern, you order...

The finest rum for the whole table—cheers!

Spiced tea while I polish the route plan.

A flaming mocktail, extra show, extra spark.

Cold water with lemon—hydrate the crew, always.

Question 8 of 10

Pick a side quest.

Broker an alliance with a rival crew.

Decode a bottle's cryptic message.

Win the dockside stunt-and-swordplay exhibition.

Barter supplies at half price and restock the hold.

Question 9 of 10

Your map is missing a corner. You...

Convince another crew to share their fragment.

Triangulate the gap using stars and tides.

Scout the coast personally until I stumble on the clue.

Organize a methodical search and catalog every hint.

Question 10 of 10

What does your laugh sound like?

A deep, confident 'Ho-ho-ho' that turns heads.

A quiet, knowing chuckle while sketching a route.

A bright 'Ha-ha!' punctuated by a dramatic bow.

A warm belly laugh that relaxes the whole deck.