Which Pirate Are You?

Hoist the Jolly Roger! Answer 10 swashbuckling questions to discover your true pirate persona—charismatic captain, cunning navigator, daring swashbuckler, or loyal quartermaster.

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Question 1 of 10

Your ideal treasure haul?

A legendary chest overflowing with gold to fund my grand plans.

An ancient star map revealing secret currents and hidden coves.

A gleaming, storied cutlass and a tale to match.

Crates of provisions, sturdy tools, and parts to upgrade the ship.

Question 2 of 10

How do you make your entrance at a pirate gathering?

Stride in with coat billowing as the room falls silent.

Slip in quietly and unroll a puzzle-laced chart.

Swing from a rope, land on the table, and bow.

Arrive early to set up, greet everyone, and keep the mugs filled.

Question 3 of 10

Pick your trusty sidekick.

A wise parrot that announces my orders with flair.

A talking compass that never lies.

A mischievous monkey who scouts and steals keys.

A steadfast sea turtle that knows the safest currents.

Question 4 of 10

Crisis: a storm is rolling in fast. You...

Give a rousing order and chart a bold course through the eye.

Study the skies, plot a clever tack, and thread the calm.

Tie down the lines, rally the crew, and keep everyone steady.

Leap to the rigging with a grin and trim the sails just right.

Question 5 of 10

What is your pirate motto?

Fortune favors the bold plan.

If there's a path, I'll chart it.

Make it daring or don't bother.

No crew left behind.

Question 6 of 10

Choose your look.

Regal coat with epaulets and a captain's ring.

Weathered cloak, compass bracelet, and a sextant necklace.

Flashy boots, bright sash, and a statement hat.

Practical waterproof coat with a tool belt and ledger.

Question 7 of 10

At the tavern, you order...

The finest rum for the whole table—cheers!

Spiced tea while I polish the route plan.

A flaming mocktail, extra show, extra spark.

Cold water with lemon—hydrate the crew, always.

Question 8 of 10

Pick a side quest.

Broker an alliance with a rival crew.

Decode a bottle's cryptic message.

Win the dockside stunt-and-swordplay exhibition.

Barter supplies at half price and restock the hold.

Question 9 of 10

Your map is missing a corner. You...

Convince another crew to share their fragment.

Triangulate the gap using stars and tides.

Scout the coast personally until I stumble on the clue.

Organize a methodical search and catalog every hint.

Question 10 of 10

What does your laugh sound like?

A deep, confident 'Ho-ho-ho' that turns heads.

A quiet, knowing chuckle while sketching a route.

A bright 'Ha-ha!' punctuated by a dramatic bow.

A warm belly laugh that relaxes the whole deck.