Which Famous Author Are You?

Take this quick, witty quiz to discover which iconic author matches your vibe—are you a world-builder, a truth-teller, a master sleuth, a bold minimalist, or the queen/king of sparkling social insight?

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Question 1 of 10

You’re handed a $50 bookstore gift card. Where do you beeline?

To the fantasy shelf with maps, lore, and trilogies thick enough to use as doorstops.

To the mystery aisle for clever whodunits, red herrings, and train-set intrigues.

To gritty travel/adventure memoirs that smell like salt air and risk.

To razor-sharp essays and big-idea nonfiction that challenge the status quo.

Question 2 of 10

Your ideal weekend itinerary is...

Hosting a charming dinner where the conversation sparkles and the tea never runs out.

A puzzle crawl: escape room, crosswords, then a cozy mystery marathon.

Sunrise hike, spontaneous road to a coastal town, sunset toast.

Forest ramble, campfire stories, and a map-led detour to a hidden waterfall.

Question 3 of 10

Pick a beverage to fuel your day.

Earl Grey with lemon in a pretty cup.

Black coffee, no frills, make it strong.

Whiskey neat—say less.

Spiced ale or hot mead by a crackling hearth.

Question 4 of 10

What’s your writing mantra?

Charm them with wit; move them with heart.

Be clear, be honest, cut the fluff.

Everything is a clue—hide it in plain sight.

Name the stars, then chart the journey.

Question 5 of 10

Pick a travel companion.

The graceful confidant who always packs a spare umbrella and perfect advice.

The principled realist with a notebook and a compass for truth.

The keen-eyed planner who keeps timetables and spots suspicious coincidences.

The fearless friend who says yes to every detour.

Question 6 of 10

Your favorite kind of plot twist?

The least likely suspect drops a tiny detail that unravels everything.

The system was the culprit; the truth was edited all along.

A quiet gut-punch where victory costs more than defeat.

An ancient clue awakens a destiny bigger than the hero knew.

Question 7 of 10

Choose an aesthetic.

Pastel regency meets modern minimal—garden parties and clever asides.

Art deco elegance, polished luggage, and crisp train tickets.

Sunlit linen, leather journal, ocean breeze and open roads.

Moss, lantern light, carved runes, and hand-drawn maps.

Question 8 of 10

Write your social bio.

Professional people-watcher. Fluent in side-eye and sincerity.

Seeking clarity in a noisy world. Facts > fluff.

Fewer words, bigger moments. Will fish for metaphors.

On a small quest for big wonders. Second breakfast enthusiast.

Question 9 of 10

Pick a pet.

An elegant cat who politely judges your life choices.

A loyal rescue dog that sees through nonsense and sticks by you.

A clever terrier that noses out secrets and crumbs.

A steady shaggy pony for gentle countryside quests.

Question 10 of 10

Your life soundtrack vibes like...

Playful string quartets with a wink and a swoon.

Stark indie beats with a conscience and a megaphone.

Velvety jazz, ticking clocks, and a dramatic reveal.

Cinematic drums, brass, and the hush before the leap.