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"Stop right there! I have the only working fazer ever built. It was fired only once to keep William Shatner from making another album." |
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Comic Book Guy
Sideshow Bob
Milhouse
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| 2. |
"Oh, so they have internet on computers now!" |
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Grandpa Simpson
Mr. Burns
Homer Simpson
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| 3. |
"Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece." |
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Marge Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Principal Skinner
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| 4. |
"Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?" |
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Principal Skinner
Mayor Quimby
Bart Simpson
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| 5. |
"Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa." |
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Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Comic Book Guy
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| 6. |
"Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons" |
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Chief Wiggum
Mr. Burns
Grandpa Simpson
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| 7. |
"Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions. " |
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Bart Simpson
Homer Simpson
Grandpa Simpson
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"When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy." |
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Chief Wiggum
Homer Simpson
Lisa Simpson
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"How do you like that, it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purpose of gambling." |
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Chief Wiggum
Homer Simpson
Grandpa Simpson
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| 10. |
"Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!" |
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Homer Simpson
Sideshow Bob
Ned Flanders
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